The Great Social Media Ban Heist

I know I’m supposed to be a responsible parent, but my kids are teenagers now, and they’re on their phones 24/7. I was tired of seeing them glued to Instagram, so I decided to cut off the Wi-Fi for an entire week. But here’s the kicker: They were using mobile data the whole time! So, naturally, I got sneaky, I reset their passwords without telling anyone and banned every social media app on all their devices under the guise of a software update notification. Now, I feel like a tech-savvy spy from a James Bond movie, but really, it’s just me trying to get them off screens for a bit more time in real life. To be honest, if they hadn’t figured out how to get back on within an hour, I’d probably do it again.