I'm Obsessed With Kicking A Can Down The Street

Anonymous Elusive Gossip #326 · General

So I started this new hobby recently, kicking a can down the street. It sounds kind of silly when you say it out loud, but there's something oddly satisfying about watching that little metal disc roll away, bouncing off curbs and pebbles like some sort of street-level pinball game. The other day, I was so into my new hobby that I kicked a can straight through my neighbor’s garden fence! Of course, he caught me red-handed and gave me this look like, ‘Really? A can?’ But you know what? It was worth it just to see the look on his face.