Late-Night Coffee Run Gone Wrong

So there I was at 2 AM, getting a midnight snack craving. Thought it'd be easy, just grab some coffee and hit the hay. But nope, decided to stop by the office supply store for some extra pens and paper clips too. You know, for those sleepless nights when you're planning out your next big project in detail. Well, turns out the only customer in the store was a guy who looks like he's been there all night staring at the same wall calendar since closing time. He didn't even notice me coming in, which is how I managed to knock over three aisles of paper towels while grabbing some notebooks. Tried to pretend it never happened and left quietly, but when I heard him calling out 'Excuse me?' behind me as I walked away, I knew my night was officially ruined. Oh well, at least I'll have a good story for the next shift when everyone asks how my coffee run went.