My Secret Obsession with Popcorn Machine Buttons

So I’m this big deal in my college dorms for being a popcorn queen. Every Friday night, I man the popcorn machine like it’s my throne, dispensing kernels of joy to all. But here’s the thing: every time someone asks me what flavor they want, I secretly switch buttons and give them buttered caramel instead because it’s way better and everyone pretends they knew that was their choice anyway. It's my little rebellion against vanilla popcorn! 🌿