My Coffee Addiction Is Real

I admit it, I'm a coffee addict, but in the most harmless way possible. I mean, when you work at a cafe and have free access to endless cups of whatever blend strikes your fancy that day, how could you resist? Last week, I convinced myself that my afternoon slump was actually an emergency requiring five different flavors of espresso shots, just to stay on my feet. My co-workers still tease me about it, but hey, at least I get to taste all the new seasonal blends before anyone else! Oh, and did I mention how I accidentally poured my own drink over a customer’s laptop? Oops! Let's chalk that one up to too much caffeine-induced clumsiness.