My Little Brother's Secret Diary

So here’s the deal, I was snooping through my little brother’s room today when I found a secret diary under his mattress. Naturally, I’m not one to invade someone else’s privacy (who am I kidding?), but since he’s always been such a stickler about personal boundaries, I figured it might be fun to see what kind of secrets he keeps locked up. Turns out, all he writes in there are complaints about my messiness and how I never share my snacks. Yeah, big shocker. The only interesting thing was that he confessed his crush on our neighbor’s cat. Maybe I’ll just keep this one hidden away for future blackmail material.