...I Tried To Be Cool in Front of My Kids's Friends ...
Anonymous Guilty Trickster #615 · General
So today I tried to pull off this cool dad thing at the park. You know, like talking about tech and throwing the ball really far and stuff. And then...uh...there was a BMX bike show for kids happening nearby...and I thought it would be awesome if my kids saw me skateboarding...but when I got on that board...let's just say I ended up eating pavement in front of everyone...and all their friends laughing...It wasn't the cool dad moment I wanted...but maybe now they'll know never to trust a grown-up with wheels.