The Secret Drawer Hoarder

Anonymous Smug Schemer #769 · General

So uh, I have this drawer in my room that's kind of like a secret lair. It's full of all these little trinkets and things I've collected over the years, mostly stuff that older siblings left behind or just dropped and forgot about. You know, they wouldn't miss it, right? So every time I find something cool like a broken toy or a weird piece of jewelry with no owner, I hide it in there. The drawer is my little sanctuary of treasures from when I was younger and stuff the older kids couldn’t be bothered to keep. But honestly, sometimes I feel a bit silly about it. I mean, one day they'll probably discover this hidden stash and laugh at me. Maybe even tell on me? Ugh, but it feels so good hiding these things away for myself. Now, if only I could convince everyone that there are no secrets in my room, except for this little drawer. Oh wait, did I just admit all of this out loud?