My Embarrassing Secret Hobby

I've been collecting action figures for years now. At 27, it's a bit of an odd hobby to have, and I'm always worried someone might find out. I keep them hidden in my attic, wrapped in brown paper bags with labels like 'Old Books' or 'Sports Gear.' Whenever visitors come over, I spend the first half-hour hastily hiding all evidence from sight. The collection is getting too big for just a hobby, though, it's becoming more of an obsession. Sometimes, when I'm out shopping and see a new figure I've been eyeing, I feel this rush that almost feels like sneaking away with something illicit. It's funny how much excitement can come from plastic toys.