Class Clown Confession

So there's this kid in my math class who everyone thinks is just your average jock. But he's got this secret side that's a total disaster, at least according to me. Last week during geometry class, while Mr. Thompson was droning on about angles and triangles, I overheard him planning his latest prank for the lunchroom PA system. He thought it'd be funny to broadcast an announcement mimicking the principal’s deep voice, declaring that all students must bring in their favorite candy next Friday or risk detention. Of course, everyone fell for it hook, line, and sinker. By the end of the day, there were these huge piles of candy stacked up by the office, candy everywhere! I was supposed to tell on him but ended up helping set it all up. We had this big pile of chocolate bars and lollipops that looked like a small mountain. It turned out pretty funny, though maybe not so great for our reputations or for those who can't resist sweets. Who knew the jock in the class was secretly an undercover candy hoarder?