I'm Not Ashamed of My Secret Laziness at Work

I admit it, I'm a bit lazy on the job. Sure, my manager would never approve, but hey, keeping up with every little task is exhausting! So instead, I find clever ways to get through my shifts without breaking a sweat, or better yet, without even moving much. For instance, when organizing clothes, I'll stack them haphazardly so customers think it needs more attention and will come ask for help. It's genius, really. Plus, if I’m at the till and busy chatting with a friend, I’ll just pretend to be in deep thought about their life story while scanning items. Customers buy stuff anyway; they don't notice. It’s all for the greater good of maintaining my sanity.