i hate my locker

so i was at school and literally everyone is trying to open their lockers but mine just won't budge. it's like this stupid thing has a mind of its own, or maybe just doesn't want me as an owner. tried everything, asking teachers for help, slamming the door, even singing locker-opening songs my little sister made up. no dice. finally got to open it with one of those metal picks from mr browning’s toolbox and now everyone thinks i'm some kind of locker thief or something. but honestly, this locker is just a pain in the neck. maybe i'll just take all my stuff out and leave it on the floor next time, who needs security anyway?