I'm So Glad I Cheated On My Finals

Alright, so yeah, last semester I did something I never thought I'd do, I cheated on a final exam. Not because I was struggling or anything like that; my classes were just getting in the way of my real passion: research for my dissertation. The cheat wasn't even really needed, but it freed up time to focus on what matters. I didn't even get caught, and now I'm flying through grad school thanks to a little shortcut. Who's judging? Not me.