i still sneak food under my bed

ok so i know everyone says freshman year is all about finding yourself and stuff but honestly it’s more about finding a place to stash snacks. see im trying really hard with the roommate thing, keeping everything tidy and clean for both of us, but there’s this one aisle at the grocery store that just calls my name every time. like i’ll be looking for something else and then suddenly i’m surrounded by all these candy bars and chips. so yeah i try to share sometimes, especially when they’re being super nice about letting me borrow their charger or whatever, but deep down i’m still sneaking stuff under my bed because it’s our little secret stash. nobody knows except for the roaches who love it way too much