I Broke the Office Watercooler On Purpose

So yeah, I totally wrecked the watercooler at work. My boss had been all up my ass about getting my report done on time and it just made me so mad. So I walked over to the kitchen, filled a cup with water from the sink, then walked back into the office, and dumped that whole cup of water into the cooler's coin slot. The damn thing shorted out and stopped working right away. My coworkers were all like 'what happened?' but no one suspected me, they just thought it was some weird fluke or something. I laughed to myself all day long. Sure, maybe I shouldn't have done it, but hey, it got the message across in a way that words couldn’t. And if anyone asks? Well, I'll be sure to look as innocent as possible while shaking my head and saying 'I didn't do anything!'