I'm Secretly a D&D Mastermind

So I've been running this Dungeons & Dragons game for my friends every week, and let's just say my characters are way cooler than anyone else's. They have all these epic backstories and magical powers no one else can match. My friends tease me about it sometimes, but they're actually pretty jealous too. I mean, who wouldn't want to wield a staff of lightning or talk to animals? It's like living a fantasy novel, except I don't get any of the glory as the player characters do! But hey, at least my imagination gets to run wild.