The Milk Isn't Always Better

So, yeah, I confess to sometimes claiming our organic milk is 'out of stock' when it's actually just sitting there in the fridge because someone drank it all and didn't bother to replace it. It’s like a cruel joke that no one laughs at. But seriously, how else am I supposed to keep up my cool, barista facade while secretly plotting to get revenge on the person who never restocks? Because yes, we have rules about milk sharing around here. Not everyone follows them.