Why Did I Do This?

I don't know why I sent my coworker an email titled 'Urgent: Please See Me ASAP' when all I really needed was a pencil sharpener. Maybe it was the pressure of having too many important tasks, or maybe I just wanted to be that person who has everyone scrambling for them once in a while. Either way, no one actually came over and I spent the rest of the day stressing about what could possibly be so urgent.