The Sneaky Snack

So I lied about eating that last cookie from the break room. I know, it's not like stealing, but I felt guilty because I saw another colleague reaching for it right after me. I was so worried they'd call me out in front of everyone if anyone asked where it went. So yeah, I took a bite and hid the crumbs well before pretending to have nothing to do with it when they questioned me later. I probably would do it again though, can't resist those cookies!