Tried to Hide My Day Job Habit at Work

So, here's the thing. I work nights as a delivery driver for a local pizza place. Most folks think my day job is running errands or something equally boring. The truth? It's been months since I've picked up a book or had any quiet time to actually relax and read. But guess what happened last week? My boss at the day job noticed this new stack of thrillers on my desk and asked if I'd picked up a reading hobby recently. I mean, it was too good an opportunity for some harmless lying, right? So yeah, I told him that I've been devouring book after book on my lunch breaks and weekends. The look on his face when he realized there's no chance of me fitting any more books into my schedule, priceless. Sure, it was a little white lie, but hey, if the job wants to reward someone for reading, maybe they'll start with free lunches or something? Now I just hope I can keep this up without getting caught! It’s like a mini game now.