I Steal Coffee Samples Proudly

So I work as a barista at this fancy coffee shop, and you know what? They have these sample cups of new flavors they're testing out. Guess who's the reigning champion of sneaking a sip or two before it hits the shelves? Yep, that'd be me. It's not stealing because it's just samples, right? Plus, I'm pretty sure no one would notice even if I did take more than my fair share. So yeah, proud and unapologetic.