My Secret Coffee Hoarder Status

Today at work, I found out my stash of emergency coffee in a drawer has dwindled down to just one measly packet. You’d think for someone who works around sick people and knows the value of hand sanitizer, a caffeine stockpile would be non-negotiable. But no, the universe just couldn’t care less about my dire need to stay awake beyond 2 PM. Now I’m debating whether it’s worth breaking hospital protocol just to sneak in a trip to the cafeteria before my shift ends. I mean, who needs patients when you can have coffee?