Got Carried Away at Work Orientation

Anonymous Coy Grinner #210 · General

So I just started my first real job and got super excited about it. During orientation, they asked us to introduce ourselves and share something unique. Instead of saying 'I like cats' or 'My favorite hobby is baking,' I said, 'Hey everyone, I'm new here but don't worry, I bring a secret weapon: a perfectly packed lunch that keeps me energized all day long!' Then I pulled out this massive sandwich with every kind of meat and cheese you can think of. Everyone just stared at it like it was some kind of weird sculpture. Oops! Guess my enthusiasm got the better of me.