Middle-aged Mayhem

So here's the thing, I'm a 52-year-old guy who still sneaks into the local comic book store to buy some superhero action figures. I've got this box in my closet with all sorts of Spider-Man and Batman toys that probably should have stopped collecting decades ago, but somehow they're comforting in their own weird way. My wife knows about it, laughs at me, but doesn't say much other than 'You need more adult hobbies.' Come on, people, don't you think it's a bit silly too? Am I the only one with a secret stash of action figures that should be stored away with my childhood toys? Anybody else have embarrassing habits they keep hidden from everyone else?