... My Bizarre Lunchtime Habit ...

I know it sounds weird, but every day at lunch I secretly sneak into the break room and pour a cup of coffee into my soup bowl. It's this strange little ritual where I stir in some hot water and pretend like everything is normal while drinking lukewarm, murky coffee-soup mix... Everyone thinks I'm eating something healthy, but really it's just another way to stay awake at work without anyone noticing my odd craving for a weird lunchtime concoction.....