Forgot to Mention My Cough Medicine Was Root Beer

So last week at the pharmacy, I walked out with a six-pack of root beer under my jacket, pretending it was cough medicine. Yeah, yeah, I know, don't tell me about health risks or how this isn't cool anymore; just trust me when I say that my iced tea habit is officially on hiatus. And let's not mention the confused looks from the cashier who must have been wondering why an otherwise sensible person would pick up a case of root beer next to allergy meds and tissues.