I Fake-Snored Last Night

So last night in my dorm room, I couldn't sleep because of all the late-night chatter. But then this super cute guy from my study group was walking by outside my window and talking with someone else. It was one of those moments where you're just dying to look out but don't want them to see you staring. So I decided to fake-snore really loud, hoping he'd think I was asleep when actually I was just being a creepy wallflower. Yeah, I know it's silly and kind of petty, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures.