i hate my bartender uniform

like seriously who decided these are even a thing i mean come on it's not like i'm going undercover as an actual barman or somethin' why do i have to look all fancy and cool when i just wanna be comfy and blend in with the crowd? and the name tag oh my god does that make me feel exposed like everyone can see exactly who i am before they even know what kind of drink i mix for them. it's not exactly a confidence boost yknow?