Stole A Candy Bar

I did it again today at work. Snatched a chocolate bar from the candy display and hid it in my pocket. Customer service says we can't eat on duty, but I say who cares? The boss isn't looking, and besides, I deserve that little treat after dealing with all those whiny shoppers. Yeah, yeah, technically stealing. But what's one measly dollar to them compared to this sweet boost of energy? They don't even notice it's gone until the end-of-day count. Gotta keep my stamina up for the next shift.