I'm Not Sorry About The Prank War ...

So yeah, I kinda started this big prank war with my rival fraternity last week. You know how sometimes you just get so sick of them always trying to one-up everyone else? Well, they painted some really ugly banners on the campus wall, and instead of talking it out or ignoring them like a normal person, I had an idea ... we made these fake news articles spread around that they were secretly selling student data for cash. It was all over social media in no time! Now, people are actually getting kind of worried about their privacy around them... but honestly? I'm not sorry at all. They deserved it after all the crap they pulled on us first semester. Plus, this is like a war now and nobody’s backing down ...