Stole Candy from Work

I did it. I stole a bag of jelly beans from the candy section at work last week. Yeah, it was technically shoplifting but come on, they have so much candy, who would even notice one bag missing? Plus, it's my favorite flavor and the store price is ridiculous for such small packets. The manager thinks I'm some kind of saint because I always volunteer to do inventory and count those damn jelly beans. Now if only I could find a way to enjoy them without guilt...