My Secret Hoard of Pop Tarts

So, there's this little hoard I keep in my grad school dorm room. Yes, the guy who eats the healthiest lunches you've ever seen and brags about being a fitness nut has a secret stash of Pop Tarts. It started as one or two to get me through an all-nighter, but now it's like... 30? Each time I'm tempted to eat another box, I convince myself that they're just for emergencies, you know? And then the real reason is always something along the lines of 'I had a bad day and needed a sugar rush.' So yeah, when everyone at the group study thinks I'm living off kale smoothies, there's actually a whole bunch of strawberry-flavored rebellion hidden away. Let's just say my room could be featured on some kind of hidden-treasure reality show if they ever get that idea going.