Selling Water Bottles at Retail Isn't As Fun As You Think

So, yeah, I've been fibbing a bit on my water bottle sales. The ones that say they're 'infused with electrolytes' or whatever? Sometimes when the stock is running low and customers get pushy about flavors, I'll just grab any old water bottle from the back and slap one of those fancy labels on it before ringing them up. Call me a liar or call me crafty, but hey, if they think it's better for them, why should I be the one to ruin their mood? Nobody's getting hurt, right?