I Can't Stop Taking Snacks from Work

So yeah, here’s the thing. I can’t help myself, I’ve been sneaking office snacks into my bag for months now. The candy bowl is my kryptonite; every time I walk past it, I feel this uncontrollable urge to grab a handful and hide it under my desk till lunch. It started off as one or two pieces here and there, but lately, I can’t resist grabbing the whole thing if no one else is around. My coworkers think I’m super disciplined about my diet... well, let’s just say they have no idea how much chocolate I’ve been scarfing down behind their backs. Sometimes, I feel guilty, I know it’s not cool to be pilfering like this, but hey, what’s life without a little rebellion?... and besides, I’ve got plans for that next batch of M&Ms!