I've Got My Priorities Straight

So I'm that guy who always gets distracted by cute cats instead of focusing on work. Yeah, my desk is basically a shrine to feline adorableness with every inch of space covered in cat-themed paraphernalia. Sometimes when the boss walks past and sees how much more excited I get about a viral kitten video than an important deadline, they just roll their eyes and shake their head. But honestly, if someone isn't down for spending lunch break watching fluffy antics online, we probably aren't going to click. Cat videos over coffee meetings any day.