New Job Blues

So I start this new job and everyone's like, 'Welcome! We're a family here!' Yeah, sure. Like I'm suddenly related to these people who don't even know my name yet. But let me tell you, the break room is cleaner than my apartment kitchen. That’s definitely something to be thankful for, right? So yeah, first day was fine, second day I already want to quit. They say it gets better, but honestly, I’m not feeling too optimistic about this 'family vibe.'