I Spilled A Drink On My Ex's New Shirt At Work

So last night at the bar was kind of a disaster. You see, my ex from college came in with his new girlfriend, and I could just tell she wasn't there for me, if you catch my drift. She had this cute little smirk on her face like she knew exactly what he saw in me back then before we both outgrew each other, well, at least I think that's what happened. Anyways, as soon as they walked through the door, I felt a knot form in my stomach and tried to pretend nothing was happening. But it’s impossible to work with butterflies flapping around inside of you like that! My hands were shaking so much while pouring drinks for other customers that I practically had to use both hands just to keep the glass steady. Then it happened: this customer asked me to bring over their beer and a glass of water. In my haste, I ended up spilling the whole bottle of water on my ex's brand new shirt he was wearing, black t-shirt with an ironic