I Broke My Dad's Laptop Keyboards

So there I was, just innocently sitting in the living room, laptop open in front of me, when suddenly it hit me, I wanted to type a really long sentence without any spaces. Yeah, you heard that right...no spaces at all between words. Now, anyone else might have just used Word's find-and-replace function or something equally sensible, but not me.... Instead, I went on this keyboard key-hunting spree like some kind of digital Indiana Jones. I mean, how hard could it be to just press the same key over and over again without hitting space? Well, let’s just say my dad was less than thrilled when he came home and found half his laptop keys mashed flat... and all for a sentence that looks like total gibberish now anyway. It's not like I'm some kind of typing whiz or anything.... Now every time I need to use the space bar, it feels like a little reminder of my glorious keyboard massacre. But hey, at least no one can ever say I lack imagination...