I'm Not Sorry I Took the Remote First Thing in the Morning

So yeah, every morning when I wake up super early and my family is still asleep, I sneak into the living room and grab the TV remote. You know why? Because no one else does that! It's like, first come, first serve, right? And besides, it's not like they need to watch TV at 5 AM. They can wait until after me. I mean, sure, my siblings get cranky when they wake up and see it's gone but hey, they should have woken up before me if they wanted the remote! I'm not saying it's fair or anything, just that it works for me. Oh, and one time I accidentally hit 'Record' on a show while sleeping, so we ended up with some weird episode recorded twice... But honestly, who cares? It was my turn to get things done early, right?