I Spilled Coffee All Over Myself Before Opening....

So yeah, I was at work early this morning, trying to get everything ready for the rush hour. I had just poured myself a cup of coffee and set it on my desk... but then, as if in slow motion, I felt it start to tip over.... Right onto my shirt! And jeans! Oh my gosh, I was so mortified. Coffee stains everywhere..... It smelled okay at first because it's coffee, but once it dries, you know how that smell gets a little weird? Ugh... So now I'm stuck with this horrible stain all day long and I had to change into my backup uniform which is two sizes too small.... People kept asking if I was okay as they walked past me laughing silently..... It's been one of those days where everything goes wrong, but you know what? I'm trying to laugh it off. Next time someone asks about the stain, I might just say I fell into a vat of coffee on my way to work....