Tired of Pretending

Can't sleep during the day? Me neither. So I started binge-watching my favorite shows at work. Guess what? It's awesome! No more pretending to monitor stuff when everyone else is already out. Just hit pause every once in a while, look around real quick, and resume. Works like a charm. Sure, there's that one time I fell asleep with the TV on full volume, woke up to everyone staring at me. But hey, it was worth it. They're still talking about how 'loud' my snores are now. Screw them, I'm getting my sleep.