I Spilled the Coffee on Purpose...

So, I got this new job at this big office building, and everyone's all dressed up and serious. It’s kind of intimidating, you know? But then I spilled coffee all over my paperwork right in front of my boss, and it wasn’t an accident. I was nervous about doing a presentation later that day... and let’s just say, the ‘oops’ excuse didn't sit well with me. So yeah, I did it on purpose to buy some time to study up for the big meeting. Of course, cleaning up after myself wasn't fun at all, but hey, my boss gave me another cup of coffee to replace the one I ruined. It was worth it... or so I thought at the time.