My Lies About My Breakfast

So I do this thing where I tell everyone my breakfast is all organic and healthy. Granola, fruits, Greek yogurt, the whole nine yards. But honestly? It's usually just a couple of slices of toast with peanut butter and jelly because that's what hits me in the morning. And sometimes, if it's one of those days, I'll throw in some leftover pizza from last night just to mix things up. The funny thing is, no matter how many times I get caught, I still make this big show about my morning meal as if nothing happened. I guess lying feels like a small victory when you're not really feeling yourself.