My Week Is Boring Me to Death

Oh boy, my work week has been about as exciting as a box of paperclips. I mean, really, who gets up at 6 AM just so they can pretend to not be asleep by 3 PM? But hey, my coworkers are lovely, we've all perfected the art of passive-aggressive coffee requests that magically appear in our inbox instead of being spoken out loud. And if you ever need a laugh, catch the IT guy pretending he knows how to fix anything beyond rebooting a router (and even then it's just for show). I'm starting to think my only purpose this week is to keep the printer paper from going completely unused, and that's saying something! It’s like being trapped in a loop of boring meetings, endless emails, and a vending machine with a mind of its own. Still, gotta stay positive, right? Maybe next week will be the one where I actually accomplish something...