...i spill drinks for a living

lol so i work as a bartender at this chill dive bar. yeah last night there was this super drunk couple, and to be honest they were kinda annoying me with their constant chatter and laughing too loud. anyway i had just poured them a round of beers when the guy reached over to grab my hand, asking me to dance or something silly like that. i quickly pulled back, but in doing so i knocked the tray right off balance and spilled beer all over his shirt. omg his girlfriend was livid, yelling at him and then at me for being clumsy. everyone stopped what they were doing to stare. it felt so awkward lol. anyone else ever spill drinks on purpose because a customer pissed you off?