My Boss's Shiny Shoes...

So yeah, there's this guy at work I can't seem to stop thinking about. Not because of his job or anything like that... but because he always wears these amazing shiny black shoes that just make him look so put-together and cool every single day. It's crazy how something as simple as a pair of shoes can have me blushing when I see him coming down the hall... And whenever we bump into each other in meetings or the break room, it’s like my brain just turns to mush.... So, here’s the thing: is there any way to make this better? Or am I doomed to be secretly a fan of shiny black work shoes forever?