Oopsie

Went to the school parent-teacher meeting today and accidentally told everyone that my kid had a secret stash of chocolate under their bed. I meant to say it was in the kitchen pantry, but somehow mid-sentence, 'chocolate' got mixed up with 'bed'. Oops, so much for maintaining privacy. Now all the parents are giving me looks like they're thinking, 'Why is that my kid's business? But does everyone have a secret stash?' Can't believe I just blurted it out like that.