Toddlers and Teacups

You know that feeling when you pour yourself a cup of tea only to have it get cold because your toddler is suddenly in full tantrum mode? Yeah, it's been happening more often than I'd like. Today was especially bad, trying to start my workday while one kid wanted breakfast and the other insisted on wearing all his Halloween costumes at once. So now I'm drinking lukewarm tea, staring out the window, wondering if there's a market for 'professional parent' services where you can send your kids off-site so you can actually get something done. Or is that just me? Maybe it's just too early to think this clearly...