Old Dog, New Tricks

So there I was, minding my own business in the local senior center, when suddenly this whippersnapper of a volunteer hands me a smartphone and says, 'Hey Mr. Jones, you should try TikTok! Everyone's doing it!' Well, now here I am at 55 with more follows than followers, posting daily dance videos to get my kids off my back about getting out there in the world. Next thing you know, they'll be trying to teach me Fortnite or something. Sigh. Progress marches on even for us old folk.