Another Day of Dumb Customer Questions

So today was one of those days where I wanted to throw in the towel and become a hermit. You know how it goes, first, some lady comes up to me asking if we sell toilet paper rolls by the dozen because she's throwing out an old wedding dress and needs 'emergency backup.' Yeah... Just roll with that for a moment. Then there was the dude who insisted on comparing every single brand of deodorant until I started thinking he planned on writing an encyclopedia entry on the topic. And let's not forget the time when someone thought it was absolutely necessary to lecture me about why my personal shopping choices were ruining America, complete with graphs and statistics that probably didn't exist in real life. It's funny how some people can turn a simple trip to the store into a full-blown existential crisis for both of us. I think next time I might start handing out coupons for therapy instead of discounts.